This is probably just because i am a trans girl who are tall but trans girls who are short are so lucky
Forget about giving me their boobs, I want to give a trans guy a solid 12 inches
fine, whatever, I don't care anymore
reblog to give your transmasc mutuals 12 solid inches
aphrobites asked:
i scrolled down a lot please show us your pink cat again
speakingintongues1983mp3download answered:
this is the image some people use as evidence in their claim that my cat is “pink”. i assure you these are incorrect assumptions
where's the forth horseman
May I offer a second, blue Dave?
Ok so the thing about reading like books which are “predictable” is that I, a story enjoyer, go completely bonkers about it bc its like Enrichment in my Enclosure. A scene parallels another earlier scene between different characters thus serving to highlight the differences in their views and priorities???? A line makes me think “hmmm I bet that’s gonna be relevant later” ends up being relevant later????? I am a tiger chewing ice cubes out of a pumpkin. I’m so so happy. Please foreshadow more things. Throw the completely anticipateable plot beats at me like catnip mousies!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!
When I see a rifle on the wall, I want to see that rifle being fired! I’m literally on the sidelines shouting “Chekov! The gun! Get the gun, Chekov!”
I know that cis men are capable of being great people which is why it’s so frustrating when they suck. Your gender isn’t inherently bad at doing the dishes. You’re just a thoroughly unpleasant person.
what soup ingredient are you.. options include garlic carrot potato corn and a secret option 🌽🍅🥔🍲🥕🧅🧄
glad to see that we are all loving the soup 🥰🥄
aggressively-crying asked:
I was eating some seafood outside (as one does) and I saw a harvestman climb into my discarded clamshell, dip a leg into the sauce, and put said leg in his mouth. My mans just wanted to try the sauce. I am a changed woman and I think I am no longer afraid of harvestman bc ultimately, do we not all long for sauce?
onenicebugperday answered:
There is not one among us, man or bug, who does not long for the sauce…
I wish you had gotten a photo or video so I could weep openly about it, but since you didn’t, maybe someone wants to create an artistic rendering of the event?
sauce sampler
This is incredible but can you add the clam shell for the full experience thank you
absolutely!
YES. EXCELLENT.
Oh.. harvestman as in... a spider.. not an actual adult man..
I do not know who this woman is. But she is AWESOME.
According to the comments on the post, it's Olivia Vivian from Aussie Ninja Warrior!